Week 6 Results

Blogged by Pedro as MML2006 Week 6 — Pedro Sun 14 May 2006 9:04 pm

Matchup #1 Jimmy Vs. Pedro

Prediction: Jimmy 8-2

Pedro put up a good fight, but in the end his only average offense and sub par pitching still dominates the lose column. If only Pedro’s HRs could equal his SBs. Apparently Jimmy’s ability to sway fat bitches also works on baseball players too. And he got a new pair of shoes out of the deal too.

Result: Jimmy 6-3


Matchup #2 Strode Vs. MHD

Prediction: MHD 7-3

Well, with both teams coming off a losing week, I guess neither team was ready for a win. So a tie it is. This is still a step up in the right direction…Strode can’t get a win at home and seems the trend continues into the league. I’m sure we’ll all hear the excuse from Tyson that he had to work soooo much that he just didn’t have time to put the whopping on Strode he promised. But at the end of the day, we still got Juiced.

Results: Tie 5-5


Matchup #3 Lackey Vs. Krueg

Prediction: Krueg 7-3

Well, the wookie is on a tear and continues to show his dominance against his opponents. It sure doesn’t hurt to go against a weak player like Lackey. With tax season way past done, we can only expect to keep seeing the wookie bare his fangs and rip arms off.

Result: Krueg 6-2


Matchup #4 Tim Vs Pate

Prediction: Pate 5-4

Even though Tim crawled out of someone’s hole long enough to make a few posts on TMB, he couldn’t overcome a VL Pate. Unfortunately for Pate, no one in the top four really faulters so he’ll see no advancements this week. Tim looks to making run at Pedro’s dominance at the bottom of the rankings.

Results: Pate 7-3


Matchup #5 Paul Vs Gibby

Prediction: Gibby 8-2

Gibby is making a strong contention for first in his division. He’s got one eye on the top spot and the other eye on…well who knows where that lazy fucking thing is pointed. Paul is just proving once again that the only thing he brings to the table is his sister.

Results: Gibby 7-3


Matchup #6 Luke Vs Andjob

Prediction: 4-4

From his high vantage point on top of the fridge, Andy was able to find all of Luke’s weak spots and take advantage of him…he was also able to play some good baseball. I’d like to make a few more comments, but these no posting fuckers don’t give me much material to work with.

Results: Andjob 7-3


Matchup #7 Mantis Vs. Duke

Prediction: Mantis 9-1

Duke put up some great offensive points, but let’s face it, most of what Duke does is offensive. But the overall stats were in Grant’s favor. Let’s just hope Grant’s team isn’t tested, I’ve heard he’s sharing his meds.

Results: Mantis 6-3


Matchup #8 Dickman Vs. Phil

Prediction: Dickman 5-4

Jimmy was bound to get at least one prediction right and this was the one. But it could have gone either way as the stats show. I still haven’t made up my mind if Phil is really not paying that much attention or that’s just an excuse for weeks that he loses. But no matter, Dickman has proved he’s not a mexican’t.

Results: Dickman 5-4

Week 6 Predictions

Blogged by Jimmy as MML2006 Week 6 — Jimmy Tue 9 May 2006 5:44 pm

Match up #1: Jimmy vs. Pedro

I think I’m gonna write a song, and its title will be “Pedro Sucks”. But hey, thanks for Papelbon. Pedro continues his cellar dwelling ways, allowing Jimmy to step up into the upper eschelon of the league record-wise, not talent wise, yet…

 Jimmy wins 8-2


Match up #2: Strode vs. MHD

Will the Horndog be reeling from the Taco Bell Ringing beating he took last week? Doesn’t matter, this is the Goat we’re talking about. If strodus would just quit giving his players to Pate, maybe he would have a shot, and this week A-Rod has no spanish delemmas to deal with.

MHD wins 7-3


Match up #3: Lackey vs. Krueg

Wookie is on a tear, and Lackey is not around. I think Kev will start to cool off a bit, but that really won’t matter in this one.

Krueg wins 7-3


Match up #4: Tim vs. Pate

With Pate out on the VL, Tim has a real opportunity here. Or maybe Pate will have extra free time to construct a solid ass whipping of Timmay. Or maybe someday I will pay enough attention to the other teams in the league other than who I am playing to give decent predictions. Who knows?

Pate wins 5-4


Match up #5: Paul vs. Gibby

Paul, you are a worthless cocksmoker. Your mother is fat, and likes to eat your sister’s ass while Andy shoves his balls in her mouth. Although I will admit she does give a good blow job, and those videos from several years back were nasty to the point of being scary. I just never knew you could get a horse, a monkey, and a midget to work together like that. Oh, you are gonna lose this week too.

Gibby wins 8-2 (you think my comments might bring Paul around?)


Match up #6: Luke vs. Andjob

Andy comes in fired up after a loss to Phil, but Luke is in the same situation. I think this one is gonna come down to the wire, with all involved being disapointed at the end of the week.

Prediction: Tie 4-4


Match up #7: Mantis vs. Duke

Look out dukie, a chemically enhanced Mantis is coming off the DL, and he’s bringing the bearclaw with him. Ole Bessie has got some sweet lovin comin to her after this one.

Mantis wins 9-1


Match up #8: Dickman vs. Phil

This one is gonna be interesting. Phil coming off his crushing of Andy, Dickman from his ass whipping of MHD. I gotta go with Taco Ball in this one. You get that dickman? i tink yu ar gunna win. But then again, Phil might turn off the PJ cd long enough to make a game of it.

Dickman wins 5-4 

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