Week 5 Predictions

Blogged by Strode as MML2006 Week 5 — Strode Mon 1 May 2006 11:29 pm
Match Up #1: Dickman vs. MHDWell, I am afraid that Dickman’s “look at me, I’m in 2nd place!” days are coming to an end. He will begin the week marching for the equality of his people and just won’t recover. MHD’s offense will come on strong and end up whipping the enchilada shit out of him. I don’t see this one going too far in the week…..

Prediction: MHD burrito slaps Dickman 7-3

Match up #2: Timdawg vs. Kreug

This matchup is the battle of who can be more mediocre. Two or last years most powerful teams are both not so much so far this season. Timdawg has had to change his lifestyle which has affected his managing, but that’s better than a dirt nap. It will be interesting to see who pulls this out.

Prediction: Wookie wins 6-4

Match up #3: Duke vs Goat

The Goat comes off a convincing dissapointing win over the cellar dwelling Pedro, and Duke loses to the Timdawg by the narrow margin of a cousin’s pubic hair. This will make a Goat with something to prove ready to kick the pork butt out of Duke. He can smoke some meats, but he smokes a good pole too.

Prediction: Goat gives Duke the hoof, 7-3

Match up #4: Mantis vs. Paul-ass

Oh how the mighty have fallen….. the once feared Paul is now in grave danger of a bear claw. Even with the Mantis not feeling his best, it won’t take much him to eat Paul’s head and then post pictures of his sister in the HBOTD gallery.

Prediction: Mantis wins 6-4

Match up #5: Phil vs. Andjob

This will be one of the powerhouse matchups. Andjob is back on top (with balls not exposed… yet) of his division, but Phil looks pretty good for someone who won’t have time for this this year. It will be a good match, but I forsee Andjob doing a victory dance in a speedo at the end of the week.

Prediction: Andjob 6-4 in a nailbiter, or is that pillowbiter?

Match up #6: Gibby vs. Pedro

Pete will continue to prove that he LOVES the cock! Gibby, or team Pujols that is, will smack that ass Rex Kwon Do style, and Pete will go back to trying to learn more Dragon Ball Z moves……

Prediction: No soup for Pete, Gibby wins 8-2

Match up #7: Luke vs. Pate

After an uncharacteristic beginning, Pate looks to get his ass going against the ever-present (not really) Luke-diddy. After the big controversial trade with the Goat, Pate’s new offenseive Juggernaut will hit 7 homeruns and have 25 RBI all by himself, only because I traded him, and that’s what seems to happen to me.

Prediction: Luke….. Pate is your daddy 9-1

Match up #8: Lackey vs. Jimmy

It’s a little OU showdown action. Loser becomes head basketball coach at OU, and that really sucks. After Jimmy’s nice tie against Gibby, and Lackey not fuckin’ showing up aginst MHD, this isn’t even going to be a contest. But now that I think about it, neither team will win.

Prediction: Jimmy and Lackey tie 0-0. Both teams are too drunk to play. Ouch….

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